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The Almighty Michael
Angel of Flame
IC Voicemail
IC Voicemail
Apr
.
21st
,
2020
03:21 pm
gotashortfuse
THIS IS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MICHAEL-SAMA!
LEAVE A MESSAGE OR I'LL BURN YER ASS!
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:44 pm (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
Michael, it's Carla. I have a...
[Ew this is gross.]
favor to ask.
Return my call.
[She could stand to ask a little bit more nicely...]
call back
Date:
2013-05-21 10:46 pm (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
[A favor? From him?
The fuck?
Good thing asking nicely doesn't really do much for him so the not being nice works.]
I returned your call.
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:47 pm (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
Good.
[Nope. Still not polite.]
You're good with fire, right?
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:48 pm (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
The fuck kinda question is that? I'm the fucking Angel of Fire.
[So there.]
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:49 pm (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
[Goddamn angels........]
Well I need the
angel
of fire's help.
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:50 pm (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
[Wait. This has potential.]
Yeah? With what?
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:50 pm (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
Those dragons have been gone a month and my dog is still breathing fire.
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Date:
2013-05-21 10:51 pm (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
[PING]
You have a fire breathing dog?
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Date:
2013-05-22 01:48 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
I fed him a
dragon
.
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Date:
2013-05-22 01:49 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
Now he breathes fire? How the hell does that work?
[That makes no sense to him.]
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:23 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
How should I know? But that's when it started.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:26 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
...Hey. Wait.
What the fuck is the problem? A dog that breathes fire is cool.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:35 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
He can't control it. He's going to burn my apartment down.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:36 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
So train him. He's a dog.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:37 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
I don't know what to do with a
fire breathing
dog.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:38 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
[It suddenly dawns on him.]
Wait...is that why ya called me?
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:38 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
Yes.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:40 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
So you have come to the great and wonderful Michael-sama! I knew you would eventually!
[No you didn't, Michael. Shut up.]
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:45 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
[It is... very tempting to tell him that this was all Belial's idea. But Carla keeps her mouth shut.]
So you're going to do it.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:46 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
Well I am the best damned fire user. Ya gotta go with me.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:55 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
Good. We're easy to find, he's the only fire breathing dog in the neighborhood.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:56 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
I'll have his ass trained up just fine.
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:57 am (UTC)
From:
dignity_misery
His name is Peanut.
[Which... Carla hangs up before Michael can think to ask for payment.]
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Date:
2013-05-22 02:59 am (UTC)
From:
gotashortfuse
[He...won't ever think about it. Nope. Too busy thinking it's awesome that he gets to train a FIRE DOG.]
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Date: 2013-05-21 10:44 pm (UTC)Return my call.
[She could stand to ask a little bit more nicely...]
call back
Date: 2013-05-21 10:46 pm (UTC)The fuck?
Good thing asking nicely doesn't really do much for him so the not being nice works.]
I returned your call.
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Date: 2013-05-21 10:47 pm (UTC)[Nope. Still not polite.]
You're good with fire, right?
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Date: 2013-05-21 10:48 pm (UTC)[So there.]
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Date: 2013-05-21 10:49 pm (UTC)Well I need the angel of fire's help.
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Date: 2013-05-21 10:50 pm (UTC)Yeah? With what?
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Date: 2013-05-21 10:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-21 10:51 pm (UTC)You have a fire breathing dog?
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Date: 2013-05-22 01:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 01:49 am (UTC)[That makes no sense to him.]
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Date: 2013-05-22 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:26 am (UTC)What the fuck is the problem? A dog that breathes fire is cool.
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Date: 2013-05-22 02:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:38 am (UTC)Wait...is that why ya called me?
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Date: 2013-05-22 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:40 am (UTC)[No you didn't, Michael. Shut up.]
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Date: 2013-05-22 02:45 am (UTC)So you're going to do it.
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Date: 2013-05-22 02:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-22 02:57 am (UTC)[Which... Carla hangs up before Michael can think to ask for payment.]
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Date: 2013-05-22 02:59 am (UTC)