1 Explosion - Video

[gotashortfuse]

[There's a very loud crashing sound that is sort of like a bunch of trees being torn apart. After a time there's silence before some heavy footsteps can be heard followed by the rustle of fabric. It's not long before the video function turns on and there's Michael's face looking completely unimpressed.]

Alright. What kind of bastard thought they could relocate me? If ya pulled this crap on me then I'm going to smash your face in, Sevothtarte.

[He has a look around for a second. Behind him one can see a giant crater that is probably supposed to be a part of the forests.]

Hey, Raphael, ya perverted bastard! Where are you? I'm coming to see you so you better give me some coordinates. Or I can just fly around until I find you then blast you for not telling me.

[He suddenly grins as he stands there proudly, like he just had a brilliant idea.]

Alright you people, I am the great and most wonderful Michael, the Archangel of Fire! I demand you tell me right now where that pervy doctor is! This is my official first order to the lot of you!

Comments

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Another one??!!

The City must want to decorate for Christmas.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Staring. Staring. Another what?]

What are you supposed to be?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Annoyed.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Fine, Annoyed. Where's Raphael?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

I'm not that fool's keeper. And if you are, you have my sympathies.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

So you do know him.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Given him useful information a number of times, which he never bothers to follow. Sooner or later, he'll regret not listening - not that it will be my problem.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

...So you're some kind of messenger? Who do ya work for? You're not one of mine.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Merely an interested party. As to who I work for: No one.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Are you a pervert too?

[Don't ask how his brain works.]

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

I don't chase after everything in a skirt.

1/3

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Thinking...]

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Thinking...]

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

So are ya?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Occasionally. No.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

You're all blond and suit-like.

Fine. I guess you aren't.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Looks can be deceiving.

As you wish.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

So what do ya want, Annoyed?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Was just responding to your post.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

I said I was looking for that perverted doctor.

Wait, where's Sevothtarte? I've gotta kick his ass a bit.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

You're a bit slow.

That one isn't here.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

So the bastard just moves me then leaves?

I'm gonna kill him.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

You and everyone else here were collected by the City.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

So he made a city? That's a new one for him.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

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