1 Explosion - Video

[gotashortfuse]

[There's a very loud crashing sound that is sort of like a bunch of trees being torn apart. After a time there's silence before some heavy footsteps can be heard followed by the rustle of fabric. It's not long before the video function turns on and there's Michael's face looking completely unimpressed.]

Alright. What kind of bastard thought they could relocate me? If ya pulled this crap on me then I'm going to smash your face in, Sevothtarte.

[He has a look around for a second. Behind him one can see a giant crater that is probably supposed to be a part of the forests.]

Hey, Raphael, ya perverted bastard! Where are you? I'm coming to see you so you better give me some coordinates. Or I can just fly around until I find you then blast you for not telling me.

[He suddenly grins as he stands there proudly, like he just had a brilliant idea.]

Alright you people, I am the great and most wonderful Michael, the Archangel of Fire! I demand you tell me right now where that pervy doctor is! This is my official first order to the lot of you!

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[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

[.... oh boy]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

[you know, Mika, some people like trees and forests]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Great and most wonderful, huh.

1/3

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[The trees were stupid.]

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

There you are.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

I should have added amazing to that list.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

And considerate.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Where are you? I'm coming over.

[Back to that important thing.]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

... I'm-- I'll give you the coordinates.

What about Sevotharte?

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Hurry it up.

[He plops down to sit on what's left of a tree.]

He's an ass. Did he move you somehow too?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

No. He had nothing to do with this. We're stuck here.

1/3

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

I knew that bastard somehow...

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Wait a minute...]

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

What do ya mean he didn't do this? And what's this about being stuck here?!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Look, it's a long story. We're in the City, it brings people in from other worlds. Rosiel's here, so are Sara and Katan and--

[wait a second]

What's the last thing you remember?

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Who is Sara supposed to be? What city?

[He's looking increasingly confused and will now be fiddling with the device until he's got the coordinates down.]

Screw this. I'm comin' over. And ya better have a good explanation!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Gabrie-- oh, come on, Mika, you can't really be that far behind, can you? The City. That's its name.

Give me a minute, let me at least leave the house first.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Raphael? This is air rushing past the speaker. He's not waiting.

He's coming.

Right now.]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

[oh dammit at least let him out the door so his house won't be a casualty]

[again]

[yanking the door open anyway in preparation]

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Luckily for Raphael he sees him before he goes smashing into the house.

So he'll land in front of him.

Then stand as tall as he can to shove his face up at Raphael's.

He's waiting for that good explanation.]

Let's hear it.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

[is that relief? probably]

[but also something close to a grin, hand on his shoulder for a second]

You're not going to believe me, not at first.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[He's just going to brush his way past to go inside and make himself to home. Obviously Raphael's home is Michael's home.]

So you better make it good so I'll believe it. 'Cause the only person who has tried is named Annoyed and he's stupid.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

[ignore the massive amount of candy wrappers and the likely scent of perfume]

I think his name is Luke. [pause] Well, besides not being able to leave, the basic gist is there's several deities running around, randomly causing curses. Bizarre ones at that. I thought it was mostly grabs for attention but that's... just not the case. So you'd better be careful.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Rank does deceive.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Some cases are worse than others.