1 Explosion - Video

[gotashortfuse]

[There's a very loud crashing sound that is sort of like a bunch of trees being torn apart. After a time there's silence before some heavy footsteps can be heard followed by the rustle of fabric. It's not long before the video function turns on and there's Michael's face looking completely unimpressed.]

Alright. What kind of bastard thought they could relocate me? If ya pulled this crap on me then I'm going to smash your face in, Sevothtarte.

[He has a look around for a second. Behind him one can see a giant crater that is probably supposed to be a part of the forests.]

Hey, Raphael, ya perverted bastard! Where are you? I'm coming to see you so you better give me some coordinates. Or I can just fly around until I find you then blast you for not telling me.

[He suddenly grins as he stands there proudly, like he just had a brilliant idea.]

Alright you people, I am the great and most wonderful Michael, the Archangel of Fire! I demand you tell me right now where that pervy doctor is! This is my official first order to the lot of you!

Comments

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

I don't like all the girls. No girls allowed.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

You're not making the rules for my house.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

But if I'm staying here too then it's also my house.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

That's not how it works.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Yes it is!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Michael. I need space.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

You'll have a bedroom.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

What if I get bored with that?

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Bored with what?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

The bedroom.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Why would you get bored with the bedroom?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty cliched place to fool around in.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Cliched place to...

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

You can have the couch for a few days.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Why don't I get a bed?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to share with me?

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Is that some kind of new move?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Why do ya only have one bed?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

If you haven't noticed this house is a far cry from my place at homw.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Get a bigger one.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

.... Why don't we just get you a bigger house, and let me have this one.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

So we're going to get a bigger place?

[Must have missed that part about how Raphael was staying in this one...]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

I'm staying here.

[so sex can continue uninterrupted]