1 Explosion - Video

[gotashortfuse]

[There's a very loud crashing sound that is sort of like a bunch of trees being torn apart. After a time there's silence before some heavy footsteps can be heard followed by the rustle of fabric. It's not long before the video function turns on and there's Michael's face looking completely unimpressed.]

Alright. What kind of bastard thought they could relocate me? If ya pulled this crap on me then I'm going to smash your face in, Sevothtarte.

[He has a look around for a second. Behind him one can see a giant crater that is probably supposed to be a part of the forests.]

Hey, Raphael, ya perverted bastard! Where are you? I'm coming to see you so you better give me some coordinates. Or I can just fly around until I find you then blast you for not telling me.

[He suddenly grins as he stands there proudly, like he just had a brilliant idea.]

Alright you people, I am the great and most wonderful Michael, the Archangel of Fire! I demand you tell me right now where that pervy doctor is! This is my official first order to the lot of you!

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Raphael likes chicks with boobs and who smell terrible.

So you're not one of his broads he's pretending to take care of.

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[becomingstrong]

Why the hell would I be! I'm Kurai. Maybe you've heard of a place called Gehenna. That's where I'm from!

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Yes I've heard of a place called that!

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

You're a demon.

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[becomingstrong]

Do I look like a damn angel or a human? 'Course I am.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

I don't have to pay attention to what ya look like. You all start to look the same after awhile anyway.

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[becomingstrong]

So you're loud and stupid.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

I am not stupid! I'm the great and wonderful and extremely intelligent Michael-sama!

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[becomingstrong]

Intelligent, he says, when he can't even tell demons apart.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Why should I? You all act the same when your head gets cut off.

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[becomingstrong]

Don't think I won't kick your ass despite everything- whether you know it or not.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Tch. No demon is going to be kicking my ass ever.

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[becomingstrong]

Ya? Well without this demon, you and Uriel would have been screwed!

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

........

No we wouldn't have. We got away just fine without some demon helping.

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[becomingstrong]

Right, because earth and fire are the only two elements...

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

There are four elements, moron.

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[becomingstrong]

Exactly, moron.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[becomingstrong]

It means you were missing two elements.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

We have all four already. Raphael, Uriel, Gabriel, and me.

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[becomingstrong]

And then and there, you only had two.

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

That makes no sense!

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[becomingstrong]

It makes perfect sense!

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

It does not!