Michael (
gotashortfuse) wrote2011-11-05 06:47 pm
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1 Explosion - Video
[There's a very loud crashing sound that is sort of like a bunch of trees being torn apart. After a time there's silence before some heavy footsteps can be heard followed by the rustle of fabric. It's not long before the video function turns on and there's Michael's face looking completely unimpressed.]
Alright. What kind of bastard thought they could relocate me? If ya pulled this crap on me then I'm going to smash your face in, Sevothtarte.
[He has a look around for a second. Behind him one can see a giant crater that is probably supposed to be a part of the forests.]
Hey, Raphael, ya perverted bastard! Where are you? I'm coming to see you so you better give me some coordinates. Or I can just fly around until I find you then blast you for not telling me.
[He suddenly grins as he stands there proudly, like he just had a brilliant idea.]
Alright you people, I am the great and most wonderful Michael, the Archangel of Fire! I demand you tell me right now where that pervy doctor is! This is my official first order to the lot of you!
Alright. What kind of bastard thought they could relocate me? If ya pulled this crap on me then I'm going to smash your face in, Sevothtarte.
[He has a look around for a second. Behind him one can see a giant crater that is probably supposed to be a part of the forests.]
Hey, Raphael, ya perverted bastard! Where are you? I'm coming to see you so you better give me some coordinates. Or I can just fly around until I find you then blast you for not telling me.
[He suddenly grins as he stands there proudly, like he just had a brilliant idea.]
Alright you people, I am the great and most wonderful Michael, the Archangel of Fire! I demand you tell me right now where that pervy doctor is! This is my official first order to the lot of you!
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Give me a minute, let me at least leave the house first.
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He's coming.
Right now.]
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[again]
[yanking the door open anyway in preparation]
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So he'll land in front of him.
Then stand as tall as he can to shove his face up at Raphael's.
He's waiting for that good explanation.]
Let's hear it.
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[but also something close to a grin, hand on his shoulder for a second]
You're not going to believe me, not at first.
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So you better make it good so I'll believe it. 'Cause the only person who has tried is named Annoyed and he's stupid.
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I think his name is Luke. [pause] Well, besides not being able to leave, the basic gist is there's several deities running around, randomly causing curses. Bizarre ones at that. I thought it was mostly grabs for attention but that's... just not the case. So you'd better be careful.
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Ewwwwww. Perfume.]
Why do I gotta be careful? Some people thinking they're deities shouldn't be a problem.
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That's not the problem so much as the harm the curses can cause. It's like the whole place goes mad, sometimes. And if you're affected, you just have to wait out its course.
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That doesn't make any sense!
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Being thrown at your face.]
Your couch stinks! [That is apparently just as important as being stolen from across time and space.]
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What? I don't smell anything.
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I lied...2/3
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