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[gotashortfuse]

THIS IS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MICHAEL-SAMA!

LEAVE A MESSAGE OR I'LL BURN YER ASS!

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The fuck kinda question is that? I'm the fucking Angel of Fire.

[So there.]

[dignity_misery]

[Goddamn angels........]

Well I need the angel of fire's help.

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[Wait. This has potential.]

Yeah? With what?

[dignity_misery]

Those dragons have been gone a month and my dog is still breathing fire.

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[PING]

You have a fire breathing dog?

[dignity_misery]

I fed him a dragon.

[gotashortfuse]

Now he breathes fire? How the hell does that work?

[That makes no sense to him.]

[dignity_misery]

How should I know? But that's when it started.

[gotashortfuse]

...Hey. Wait.

What the fuck is the problem? A dog that breathes fire is cool.

[dignity_misery]

He can't control it. He's going to burn my apartment down.

[gotashortfuse]

So train him. He's a dog.

[dignity_misery]

I don't know what to do with a fire breathing dog.

[gotashortfuse]

[It suddenly dawns on him.]

Wait...is that why ya called me?

[dignity_misery]

Yes.

[gotashortfuse]

So you have come to the great and wonderful Michael-sama! I knew you would eventually!

[No you didn't, Michael. Shut up.]

[dignity_misery]

[It is... very tempting to tell him that this was all Belial's idea. But Carla keeps her mouth shut.]

So you're going to do it.

[gotashortfuse]

Well I am the best damned fire user. Ya gotta go with me.

[dignity_misery]

Good. We're easy to find, he's the only fire breathing dog in the neighborhood.

[gotashortfuse]

I'll have his ass trained up just fine.

[dignity_misery]

His name is Peanut.

[Which... Carla hangs up before Michael can think to ask for payment.]

[gotashortfuse]

[He...won't ever think about it. Nope. Too busy thinking it's awesome that he gets to train a FIRE DOG.]