4 Explosions - Starting as Voice

[The device turns on and people are treated to a lovely rendition of Winter Wonderland. Then the device gets slammed against something and it's Jingle Bells. More slamming gets...

Frosty the Snowman.

Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

We Wish You a Merry Christmas...

Then... SUDDEN SCREECHING FEEDBACK.]

Switch to Video

[Michael comes on and he seems to be in a room that looks like an explosion happened in it based on how everything is blackened from fire.]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU TURN THE SHITTY MUSIC OFF? THE DAMN THING WON'T STOP PLAYING THIS CRAP!