5 Explosions - Video

[gotashortfuse]

[Anyone want to see a screen full of Michael's face? He looks a little ruffled.]

NEXT PERSON TO THROW ME AT A PIG GETS THEIR ASS FULL OF A FIREBALL!!!

[Glaring, glaring. Got the message people.]

Comments

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Can't you just fly out of their way?

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[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Of course I...

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Wait a minute.]

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah. He has wings.]

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NOT THE POINT!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

...

Don't tell me you've been crashing into pigs all day.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

No. I wouldn't let 'em!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Good.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Are you throwing people?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Only pretty girls.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

...They like that kind of thing?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

... Not at all.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

...So why are ya throwing them?

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

... I think it had something to do with the pigs.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that kill your chances of getting them to sleep with you?

[He's actually looking at this as a good thing.]

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

Decimate them. Even when I offered to heal their bruises.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

And then they'll tell other girls not to come!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't sound so happy about it.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'll come and I'll help you throw more!

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

I'll throw you first.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Not if I throw you first.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

[we are closer to six than six thousand]

You wouldn't be able to.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Yes I can.

[bedsidemanners.livejournal.com]

It would be ridiculous.

[gotashortfuse.livejournal.com]

Would not.